Neither Rain…Nor Snow ~~ Day Five – Feb. 9, 2011

Weather hasn't stopped the faithful Tweedles from going to the gym for the last six days in a row. . . but it has tried.

My cousin sent me the picture and poem below, adding, “Is this you?”

I would die of uremic poisoning before braving an outhouse in weather like this... choosing, instead, to freeze my fanny to a chamber pot...in the house.

Kansas----February 2011

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It's winter in my Kansas home.
The gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour, and
The wind chill's two below.
Oh, how I love my Kansas home---
The snow's up to my butt;
I take a breath of winter air---
My nose gets frozen shut.
The weather here is wonderful!
(You think I'm quite a fool.)
Could I leave my Kansas home?
Nope. I'm frozen to the stool.
----Author unknown